Huh, totally thought I'd already commented on this. Sorry!

I don't have a problem that I'm never going to look like Audrey Hepburn - but I don't want to be carrying as much excess baggage as I presently am, either. Does that make me a hypocrite? I don't properly know how to reconcile the two.

I don't think that makes you a hypocrite at all. You don't want to be something you can't be, but you want to be the best you possible. I don't want to be Gisele, but I do want to be healthy and fit better into my clothes. It makes perfect sense to me. :)